This is Off the Charts Insanity
We are living in crazy times. It is as if a virus has infected us. No! Not that virus. This is a completely different virus that infects the brain and causes people to behave like self-righteous, virtue signalling assholes.
A person infected by this virus will need to dispense unsolicited advice to people who pass them in the parking lot.
Usually, this advice starts with the words, “you should…” or “you must…”. An infected idiot might try and disguise their virtue by pretending to ask a question. Such a question starts like this, “why don’t you…” or “why aren’t you…”.
What goes on in someone’s brain that makes them think this advice offering behaviour is acceptable?
Here are a few thoughts on the answer to this question:
1. An infected person, through some form of self-delusion, probably feels superior to others.
2. The idiots giving free parking lot advice think they know something that others don’t.
3. The numpties offering their unwanted drivel think they are saving humanity from themselves.
4. A public pontificating buffoon, a side effect of infection, needs to be seen to have authority or power over others.
There may be several other unknown reasons for their behaviour. This viral infection is spreading and appears to have infected people who were previously thought to be immune.
At the risk of offering unsolicited free advice, consider this a warning for what comes in the next paragraph. You may want to skip it.
When an infected individual dispenses their bile in your direction, you may be tempted to punch them in the nose, leaving a bloody stain on their mask. Do this in thought only. Rather than engaging with the fool, it is better to ignore them completely. Beware, ignoring them does not help with their condition. It in fact makes it worse, so a speedy escape plan is necessary.
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for this infection, but you can take preventative measures. There is a “thought pill” that is available. While many people are immune to the infection, some may have to take a regular dose to remain safe. Thought Pills are manufactured and distributed by an organisation named “Mind Your Own F@#king Business”. Take as many as necessary to prevent infection.
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